Monday, September 29, 2008

Pokemon main antagonist

The oly article from the old Stinkolair I wrote myself that I decided to salvage:

Those trainers out in the field are working for someone. Random Encounters are not so random. They all want to hurt you, but why? There is a single main antagonist of all of the pokemon games. Think about it. Who is in every town of every game? That's right: Nurse Joy.
She pays all of those trainers to challenge you. all of those pokemon are hers. Every time she heals your team she gets money, so she has a reason. She is the main villain. Giovanni, Archie, Maxie, Cyrus... all her officers.

"We hope to see you again!" Yes. of course you do...

Meteor Mash

lyrics by winterlord, to the tune of Monster Mash:

I was pokemoning on the net late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my pocket monster began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the meteor mash
The meteor mash
It was a critical hax
He did the mash
And it raised attack
He did the mash
He did the meteor mash

From my smogon server in the internet east
To some random place where the brazilians feast
The metagross all came from their humble abodes
To use earthquake on my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the meteor mash
The meteor mash
It was a critical hax
They did the mash
And it raised attack
They did the mash
They did the meteor mash

The metagross were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Skarmory
And Magneton

The scene was rockin', with the metal sounds
Skarmory in chains, thunder all around
The digging-moles were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Dugtrio Five"

They played the mash
They played the meteor mash
The meteor mash
It was a critical hax
They played the mash
And it raised attack
They played the mash
They played the meteor mash

Out from the ground, Dugtrio's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Earthquake twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the meteor mash
The meteor mash
And it's a critical hax
It's now the mash
It's raised attack
It's now the mash
It's now the meteor mash

Now everything's cool, Duggy's a part of the band
And my meteor mash is the hit of the land
For you, the pokemon, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Metagross sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can meteor mash
The meteor mash
And do my critical hax
Then you can mash
You'll raise your attack
Then you can mash
Then you can meteor mash

Falcon Punch!

He’s pretty much the very best
Like no-one ever was
An iron plate makes up his chest
The man who has no flaws

He will travel across the land
Kicking folks with pride
F-Zero racers understand
There’s nowhere left to hide!

(Gotta punch ‘em all)
He’ll start with me
Then you and your family!
Oh, it never ends.
In this word he must upend!

(Gotta punch ‘em all)
That man in blue
You’re dead if he comes for you!

He’ll punch me
And he’ll kick you.

Gotta punch ‘em all.
Gotta punch ‘em all.

From the good book:

And he struck forth, and his wrath did cleave the offender's blade in twain with a flash of light and roar of thunder. The crowds receeded and fell silent, awed and terrified by the presence of the great one. And with the voice of a vengeful god, these words spake he: "This, is my boomstick!" -Necronomicon, Book of Ash, 3:14

Pokemon Diamond

FC: 1160-6194-0749

Nickname the name gender @ item
nature, secondary nature, ability
Move 1
Move 2
Move 3
Move 4

Pulseman the Rotom @ Focus Sash
Adamant, likes to thrash about,Levitate
Dark Pulse
Shadow Ball

Megaton the Metagross @ Leftovers
Lax, somewhat stubborn, Clear Body
Meteor Mash
Zen Headbutt

Inferno the Infernape M @ Choice Band
Naive, quick to flee, Blaze
Blaze Kick
Double Kick
Shadow Claw
Aerial Ace

Sumobear the Snorlax M @ Chesto Berry
Careful, likes to relax, Immunity
Body Slam
Focus Punch

Naruto the Poliwrath M @ Leftovers
Adamant, a little quick tempered, Water Absorb
Sleep Talk
Brick Break

Jessibelle the Gardevoir F @ Choice Specs
Hasty, likes to relax, Synchronize
Shadow Ball
Magical Leaf

MegaMan Star Force 2: Zerker

FC: 0130-3403-5987

  • Piran Kiss 3 X3 [favorite]
  • Dance Fire 3 X3
  • Mad Vulcan 2 X3 [favorite]
  • Great Axe X3
  • Berzerk Sword 3 X3
  • Buki 3 X3
  • Fire Slash X1
  • Elec Slash X1
  • Recover 300 X2 [favorite]
  • Aura X1
  • Paralyze Plus X3
  • General Auriga X1
  • Queen Ophuica X1
  • Muramasa X1
  • Avalance X1 [favorite]
  • Piran Kiss 3 ***
  • Mad Vulcan 2 ***
  • Wood Grenade **
Naruto - Ninja
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- <>
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Grey - Ninja
-Dance Fire 3
-Recover 200
-Taurus Fire
-Apollo Flame Sp

750 HP
Kaiser Knuckle
Hp +50
Hp +300
Humour Buster
Under Shirt
First Barrier
Light Sword

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Jump! Ultimate Stars

FC: 4682-6003-1789

Standard deck:


Strong Deck:

1: Gadzilla (Dr.Slump)
2 Red Haired Shanks (One Piece)
3. Sipuxiang (Hoshin Engi)
4. Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho)
5. Kazuki Muto (Buso Renkin)
6. Yugi Muto (Yu-Gi-Oh)
7. Arale Torimaki (Dr. Slump)
8. Himura Kenshin (Ruroni Kenshin)
9. Rukia Kuchiki (Bleach)
0. Tsunayoshi Sawada (Katekyo Hitman Reborn)