lyrics by winterlord, to the tune of Monster Mash:
I was pokemoning on the net late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my pocket monster began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the meteor mash
The meteor mash
It was a critical hax
He did the mash
And it raised attack
He did the mash
He did the meteor mash
From my smogon server in the internet east
To some random place where the brazilians feast
The metagross all came from their humble abodes
To use earthquake on my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the meteor mash
The meteor mash
It was a critical hax
They did the mash
And it raised attack
They did the mash
They did the meteor mash
The metagross were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Skarmory
And Magneton
The scene was rockin', with the metal sounds
Skarmory in chains, thunder all around
The digging-moles were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Dugtrio Five"
They played the mash
They played the meteor mash
The meteor mash
It was a critical hax
They played the mash
And it raised attack
They played the mash
They played the meteor mash
Out from the ground, Dugtrio's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Earthquake twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the meteor mash
The meteor mash
And it's a critical hax
It's now the mash
It's raised attack
It's now the mash
It's now the meteor mash
Now everything's cool, Duggy's a part of the band
And my meteor mash is the hit of the land
For you, the pokemon, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Metagross sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can meteor mash
The meteor mash
And do my critical hax
Then you can mash
You'll raise your attack
Then you can mash
Then you can meteor mash
