Quotes

It's a mega man game. Run to the right. If that doesn't work, run to the left.
- EternallyPokey

So Brazil is the Diamond/Pearl board of the world?
- hobbit86

OMG! Cats and dogs living together in sin!?? This cannot be! Now they will breed a weird wolf/panther hybrid creature that will dominate the food chain and reduce our civilization into a smoldering pile or ash, rubble, and Twinkies!
- mbollige

Playing Pokemon is like killing a hobo. You need to do it at a nice slow pace so you can relish every emotion and action. When it's over you want to feel accomplished as if the task was truly worth your while.
- glory of power metal

I won several formal debates in college using my patented technique of simply repeating my opponent's argument in a high-pitched, mocking tone while wiggling my fingers in the air. There really is no defense.

- David Wong, 6 Brainwashing Techniques They're using On You Right Now

Later Crassus went off to war in Parthia (modern day Iran). His soldiers demanded he parley with the Parthians who had offered to meet him. At the meeting Crassus was seized, tortured and had molten silver poured down his throat to sate his thirst for wealth. And that, Mr. Obama, is why you don't negotiate with Iran.

- Danny Harkins, The Six Most Horrifying Ways Anyone Ever Got Rich